Better than "On my planet, it stands for 'Schutzstaffel.'"

"Kumquats" - perfect onomatopoeia to describe the most powerful being on Earth's testicles.

Space Razors.

Dude just finished a 7-year undercover expose' on the mafia's influence in non-specific offshore slightly smaller than industrial fishing, or quite possibly buoy repair / oil rig fire control.  Cut him some slack.

licensing for those mirrored sunglasses in Cool Hand Luke
99 teenage boy skull-squibs
fake human feces
that makeup that creates shipwreck survivor lips

Liam does one hell of a "sprinting at you screaming with two swords ready to fuck your shit up." I don't remember if he did it during Vengeance, but right from the get-go of WotD (his charge in the Villa to disarm Cossinius and Furius) through to Victory, it seemed like every episode this season got a chance to…

"… who tripped on a tree root and accidentally ended up leading the Confederacy in a brutal war to protect the South’s rights to keep black people as property."   x One Billion

Black Karnak?

Black Bolt?

When you can watch 15 lens-flare-less minutes of an Abrams film without the creeping sensation that JJ's going into seizures somewhere out there?

Liu really sold the "half asleep in class and the professor asks me a question I may know the answer to if I can just wake up" that I've experienced in a hundred classrooms and company conference rooms.

I appreciate the Bell brothers' last scene quite a bit.  Well-written, understated explanation by Andre as to why he knew that his shooter couldn't have been Marcus.  Brothers.

My IMDB page's on the Russian Jumbotron so you can read it with your old man eyes:

No, Guillermo del Toro's over THERE.  You'll know the difference once this film's in the can.

So the meteorite will scream in from that direction, and then you'll punch it….

"What about in Dog Years?"

I can't hold my pee when Mugatu races across his office to show the Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good… model, and when Ferrell can't keep a straight face describing child labor in a smelting factory.

Wow, Orion's going a little against type in this issue.  He's not exactly what you'd call… compassionate - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3…

very true

If Epic Beard Man's still alive, can we get him to kick this kid's ass?