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KickStart that bitch ! ! ! (or a slightly less misogynistic object of the verb)

There used to be a thing in serial killer / kidnapping movies about the heroes using sounds in a killer's taunting phone conversation, or sounds heard by a victim in a trunk / blindfolded, to locate a criminal.  I was hoping the radio was Ennis' (perceived clever) method for covering up audible location information,

I dunno.  Sam Rockwell as a sexy female Elfin Mage with -30 Cleavage Armor, and I'm in.

Can't Walter get busted by (for copyright reasons) DEA Agent Brodie Skanks?

It's a starter Burqa.  I'm gonna be a big girl soon.  She's gonna be a Whore.

Mr Horton, the Bicycle Man:  (whispers) Shhhh…. What you talkin' bout, Willis?

You're eyes say re-lapse, but your mouth says pro-lapse…

Don't argue with me.  You never said "I've got your nose."  Now give it back to Bozo.

As long as I don't say "Dead N_____ in a Trunk," nobody's gonna think this is racist.

Be sure not to search ebay for any combination of "Kunta" "Kinte" "LeVar" "Burton" "signed"

See Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope.

See Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope.

Although his murder of the trackers "d'Artagnan, motherfuckers!" was pretty nice.  Naked dude shot in the Dick!  Ugh!

Although his murder of the trackers "d'Artagnan, motherfuckers!" was pretty nice.  Naked dude shot in the Dick!  Ugh!

Who would vouch a million dollar bet in a second tier cage match for a man who's been a human punching bag for every previous opponent?  Against a fucking Russian mob-backed boxer?  These gambling parameters are undesirable.

It's $ 50 to cross this bridge.  Or some food.  Do you got any chili?

It's $ 50 to cross this bridge.  Or some food.  Do you got any chili?

I'll be Brad Pitt, and you can be Kirsten Dunst!

I'll be Brad Pitt, and you can be Kirsten Dunst!