"The Silent Partner" is one crazy movie. You think it's going to be this somewhat pleasant Canadian movie with some light crime elements, and then it explodes into an orgy of sex and violence, culminating in a naked woman being decapitated on a busted fish tank. And John Candy is in it for like 5 seconds.

"The Silent Partner" is one crazy movie. You think it's going to be this somewhat pleasant Canadian movie with some light crime elements, and then it explodes into an orgy of sex and violence, culminating in a naked woman being decapitated on a busted fish tank. And John Candy is in it for like 5 seconds.

This could be awesome. I love malls. They're kind of comforting in a way. You can be in any city in any country in the world, and the local mall is basically the same as every other one.

This could be awesome. I love malls. They're kind of comforting in a way. You can be in any city in any country in the world, and the local mall is basically the same as every other one.

They could always do the sad irony tour circuit. I assume it's a real thing because Vanilla Ice and Gallagher are still doing shows.

They could always do the sad irony tour circuit. I assume it's a real thing because Vanilla Ice and Gallagher are still doing shows.

I saw a preview of this last weekend and everyone is so good in it. Max Williams, Neil Napier and Kate Kelton are seriously hilarious and deserve a lot more work, and after this series they may just get some more.

I saw a preview of this last weekend and everyone is so good in it. Max Williams, Neil Napier and Kate Kelton are seriously hilarious and deserve a lot more work, and after this series they may just get some more.

They should just clone Nasim Pedrad, like Deep Roy in the Willy Wonka remake.

They should just clone Nasim Pedrad, like Deep Roy in the Willy Wonka remake.

Remember when he seemed like a beacon of hope and integrity at the end of "Decline of Western Civilization Part 2"? Man that was a long time ago.

Remember when he seemed like a beacon of hope and integrity at the end of "Decline of Western Civilization Part 2"? Man that was a long time ago.

I can't wait for the next one. I unabashedly and unironically love Boston.

I can't wait for the next one. I unabashedly and unironically love Boston.

That's gotta be one of the greatest album-opening trios in rock history.

That's gotta be one of the greatest album-opening trios in rock history.

That Halloween show sounds like a great place to wear my Gilby Clarke costume. At last it has found a use.

That Halloween show sounds like a great place to wear my Gilby Clarke costume. At last it has found a use.

The Rio opening ceremony is basically going to be a live-action version of that Sir Mix-A-Lot video.

The Rio opening ceremony is basically going to be a live-action version of that Sir Mix-A-Lot video.