Best. Fucking. Episode. Ever.

I want an "Orson Atheletic Dept." t-shirt.

Bryan Cranston in tightey-whiteys is always great. Though in one episode of "Malcolm" they were blue.

Ha! I've got all you late Christmas tree removers beat. One Christmas, our tree stayed up until JUNE. We kept the drapes closed so people wouldn't see it. Finally, I got sick of it and dragged it out myself. I was 12, it was much bigger than me, but I did it. There were dead pine needles everywhere.

"Gone Away" is my favorite song from the album.

My first Roberta Flack album. Found it in a used record store.

Great film, and Gary Lockwood was hot as hell.

Great film, and Gary Lockwood was hot as hell.

I'm too busy picturing Dave as a power bottom.

My favorite characters in this episode are Joker's laughing hyenas.

"But ya are Blanche! Ya are in those shackles!

Eat Papa! Eat! No one likes a skinny Santa.

Eat Papa! Eat! No one likes a skinny Santa.

Best. Episode. Ever.

Best. Episode. Ever.

The clips each play a few seconds then freeze.

The clips each play a few seconds then freeze.

I agree wholeheartedly. If Modern Family can repeatedly win all those Emmys, The Middle should at least get nominated.

I agree wholeheartedly. If Modern Family can repeatedly win all those Emmys, The Middle should at least get nominated.

Actually, they had met previously in 1953, when Burton first came to Hollywood, but they were uninterested in each other at the time (and married to other people, though that didn't stop them during "Cleopatra").