HENDERSON

I literally cannot believe no one's mentioned Night Court yet.

i can't resist…
it's my favorite line of dialogue in the entire series. when nate freaks out about the dead porn star's body on the table…

I do a fair amount of drunk writing myself
And I can understand how watching Jersey Shore could drive anyone to hit the sauce, but own up next time please, you were clearly intoxicated while you wrote this and we all know it, just a very simple "Hi, heads up, this show is so awful it forced me to drink myself into a…

babysue
i think i still have the couple zines i found in college stashed somewhere. god, it made my skin crawl, in the best possible way. my favorite part was that i could never figure out if it was written by an angry gay man, two disillusioned asian girls, a 64 year old meth head, or some combination of all the…

central bbq's ribs are worth building your own god damn spaceship to get to. thanks, sam, now i know what i'm having for lunch tomorrow.

FRAG MENTS…

you know who you are!
you're my toothbrush!

eating tofu and drinking health shakes?
god dammit