What we need right now is a less violent Paul Kersey from Death Wish

Just join a union lolderp.
Get a better job lolderp.
Be smarter lolderp.
Worked harder lolderp.
Work 60 hour weeks with no health care and go to night school that's what my grandfather did and now he owns Home Depot lolderp.

The first thing I thought of was servers with this race to the bottom of shitty food at shitty margin prices.

You know, when people legitimately say "FREE OBUMMER CELL PHONES" it is such a win for the man himself because they could be wringing their hands over 3billion in aid to Israel (with the requisite "Gee we really wished they'd stop annexing farm lands") and his role in the government's "How much legal wrangling will…

Well, I don't know you, but what the fuck is Marah's excuse?

Phil Hartman was a part of it.

You're hurting me Mr. McClure!

MAMMA MIA

Dear GenY, Millennials, and should-know-better 1970s people: history existed before 1993.

Yeah, or you know….journalists didn't have access to future technology and it is more convenient to have it around his neck instead of stuffed into his pants.

You're not being pedantic, you're being smart, but there's no way in fuck people bother to do research/fact-checking/etc, let alone that an article is touched after it is shit onto the content management system.

What gives is that shit existed before you were born.

And the microcassette recorders weren't as ubiquitous in 1982/1983.

And reporters often had tape recorders as an aid in reporting.

No, goofus, people didn't have tiny iPods to record people's voices.

The Pee Wee Herman character, developed in the late 1970s officially debuted in 1981 on HBO for fuck's sake.

I think you are referring to
Shadow Play , and that is indeed a fantastic episode.

Thanks for the recommendations!

When Rod Serling doesn't show up by Sunday afternoon, I start to worry. Ann03 is MIA, too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I like this idea…