He goes to this well often.

Thanks! I always fudge up that quote.

Yep. And don't forget that they are "brave" when they talk about fantasizing about killing their child with their child sitting next to them as they describe the gory details

Indeed. The crying and vomiting tells you that it is working!

Boo.

Robin Williams stopped me from committing suicide.

There's the big serious quote: "Yes, I'm a middle-aged f*g, but I know who I am. It took me twenty years to get here" — that one makes me tear up each time. It is specifically about being a gay male, but it can be applied to being gay, lesbian, bi, transgender, asexual, black, Jewish, autistic, you name it.

tl;dr:
Women are shoving bleach up their non-verbal children's asses

You can't fathom — drunk or not — how much she and her idiotic "mommybloggers" have fucking done. Google "MMS therapy"; this involves "concerned mommies who don't trust the big pharmaceutical companies" forcing their (often non-verbal) children to ingest bleach orally and RECTALLY to "treat" autism

Hey hey momma the shape I'm at

Oh man that arrangement of "Because I Love You" :o :o :o

Yes. And I know that the world is full of apocryphal stories of "celebrity does nice thing" or "You Will Cry When You Read What Beyonce Did For This Homeless Mother Of 3" Upworthy nonsense, but here's as best of proof that I can offer:

Thanks. I thought I might get dinged for The Rippingtons (think Weather Channel background music) and C&C Music Factory (but that is a good remix).

Mmmm, but I've never check them out. Do you have a link, by chance? If you type "mother 2 arranged", there's a lot of criminal articles, ha.

The King is gone, and he was really doughy

And yes, that Maniac Mansion track is indeed the TV SHOW AUDIO that I ripped from my VHS collection. This was prior to having a DVD transfer machine, and the best I could do was back up the audio.

If any of you use Foobar2000, here's the TextTools query that I made for this:

%artist%: %title% from %album%

Def Leppard: Photograph from Rock Of Ages: The Definitive Collection

"Come on, Lifetime. You can’t replace Michael Kors with a whiny, wooden, semi-animated ventriloquist’s dummy. "

Twitter as a company is really shitty with allowing personal attacks. It is one of the easiest sites in history to moderate, but they just don't care about it.