Well, it is a direct parody of Sharknado, so..

And I want to add my own struggle — one that has been lifelong, one that is as intense as it ever has been right this very second — but I've crafted such a different persona through this account that I cannot connect it together.

Robin Williams was generous in his life — in addition to paying for portions of Reeve's medical bills, he also paid for many stranger's (plebes like you and me, even!) drug/alcohol rehab programs in full —

No, I have a bug up my ass about you being a piece of human garbage.

I was thinking the same exact thing, ha. If so, we have Ebert to thank for that.

That's a really good point. I received Zelda 1 for my 7th birthday. My dad read an anecdote that year ('88?) that Williams called the 1-206-something-something Nintendo tip line, and I was so hyped up that an ADULT was that cool.

Marry me! (Unless you are a man. I mean, even then, maybe)

Oh and this one
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hey, I'm going to steal that statement! …if you don't mind…

True..

No.

I like the soundtrack, too…

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Shut up.

Hey everyone! It's that asshole that no one likes! Bizarro Shithead! HI BUDDY! HOW ARE YOU? Do you enjoy being flagged? I think you do!!!

No, of course I mean "pussy"

And by "that word" I of course mean "Deniro", which is what that person calls their penis. See, it started with Pacino. Pacino's big line was "hoo-ahh!", and some less-than-mature women called their vaginas "hoohas", and Pacino+Deniro are forever linked together, and a penis would therefore be linked to Deniro, so…

And it is such a bawdy story! That particular word is taboo in 9/10 of my social circles, and the lone one is a private one-on-one circle where it is spoken only between us, but only in that…certain, uh, situation. So I love the story, but it is almost impossible for me to tell to people.

And before you (yes, you) throw your fringe bullshit at me — yes, I've had many loved ones commit suicide. As a child and as an adult. Take it to tumblr…I'm sure you can find a "fuckyeahsuicideisselfish" group to soothe your soul.

Yes. The "but he had it all" and "what about his loved ones" crowd is out in full force today…