Um, how the fuck is that even possible?

I don't want to be that asshole, but even if that 17-year-old girl knew of the risks, I don't think that would have saved her from a rapist raping her while the Kollektivschuldites watched.

On most days, some people are real shits.

Actually, I was more touched by Bart's kindness :o

…sleep with my daughta!

Why I outta

Well, remember, Flanders *did* get drunk once, and as his story goes he called Ann Landers an "old biddy"

I did that once, forgot about them, and my mom/brother were A N G R Y

I hated it too, and I feel like a freaking monster because I know it is such a beloved episode.

Same here. I was a bit older — this was the end of my Senior Year of high school — and man, I won't lie…I cried for about 1.5 hours after this episode. I didn't want to go to a new place.

Here's a GREAT still of Bart holding up the dud…his face is fucking priceless

One of my absolute, all-time favorite episodes of this series. I can honestly say if this was an accidental last episode of the series, it would have gone out on one hell of a high note. Not the emotional note of Mother Simpson, perhaps, but I'll take it.

"The Kids"

"I want to be a snarky asshole, so I'll infer that Ricky Coogin didn't agree with the article"

I love those Magagagagazeniens

http://scribblin.deviantart…

Um, one of the first hits is a deviant art comic, so…

BUT THAT DANCE AT THE END CREDITS

Dudes and dude-ettes, may I present to you the reincarnation of Jim Treacher. I will bet you a nice new Benjamin that this is indeed the same derpwad that was "banned for being conservative" a few months ago.

PUT 'EM ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!