I WANT THEM DIAUHHMUNNDS!

Damn you! I can never look at Sluggo on I85 the same way again :(

Hmmm, perhaps you should date a few more men….

Just to remind everyone, the same hand that controlled the mouth on your beloved Muppet also was wrapped around someone's dick at some other point.

"Look, we tortured a few folks after 9/11" and "Haters gonna hate" in one week!

Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he acquire six IPs,
or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself.
Now, since we are the MPAA, the most litigious lobbyists in the world,
and since we can send you to jail for life, the question you have to ask
yourself is "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do…

Mario "Cobra" Cobretti: [drinks beer] "Hey dirtbag…you downloaded a movie…for nothin…now I think it's time to download you…" [blammo]

"BearShare, I like you, so I kill you last."

Look at my uvula! Oh, wait, that's my vulva.

Yes; a large part of the population is exploitable for janitorial and food service positions.

In a moment of teenage cheekiness and stupidity, I drove up to a KRC drive-through and asked the woman if she knew how to hold them/fold them/walk away. "EXCUSE ME YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP OR DRIVE THROUGH TO THE NEXT WINDOW TO ORDER THANK YOU"

She freaks me the fuck out.

I love how in even the shittiest of photos, Kip needs to plaster a watermark on it.

Shit, I exercise and I only take in like about 1600 max. 2500 is bullshit for most people.

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE FAT???

It means that he'd do it again in a heartbeat had he not sucked enough cock in Hollywood to be a star.

Nah, I think he went for the oldest daughter

That will be as likely as Roman "Rapin'" Polanski

Also, in case you were worried, he never apologized for it, but he said he's "made peace with my past."

Nah, he only beats innocent and old Vietnamese men until their retinas detach.