He was one of the coolest motherfuckers in TV history.

"I think it is my patriotic duty to listen to Rush Limbaugh"

I'd rather accidentally type an incorrect word than be a worthless piece of shit.

That would make sense, fuckface, if I didn't use GTFO. Derp.

Shit, I'm old enough to remember EA's "Can A Computer Game Make You Cry" ad.

Look, as long as she comes out as Peter Pantsless this will be worth it.

When I bought video games, they were:

GTFO with your "IDK" bullshit

Shhh

Corporate toadies are amusing, because they never realize that everyone top-to-bottom thinks they're a joke.

That's why I call my systems the ChristBox, ChristBox 360, ChristBox One.

Jesus/Judas slashfic right now god damn it!

Get this one from bieler:

Bieler said this, too, but he isn't a troll, he actually feels this way

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Hey, some of us are just born like this….

Throw in an Exit Mouse and we're in business……..

Again, I am confused..I just meant that it is important to care about things sometimes…cancer treatment was worth caring about…hmmm…….

Did I do something wrong? I just mean that caring about things is important sometimes. And in my grandmother's generation, if you got cancer, it was something that was shunned away.

They'll grow up once one of them gets cancer and goes "Gee I'm glad people did something to advance cancer treatment other than 'Lay in your bedroom and die already so you aren't a burden to the rest of us' treatment"