Uh, buddy, you've never been to Ptown.

I mean, I get why no one would do the above bullshit, but if you are bothering to check for "blank" comments, why not also strip the html out to see if the comment is actually blank?

I'm a loner, Pixie. A rebel.

I had bullshit parents, but not this kind of bullshit

I'm not in Gen X. I am a millennial.

"Comments can't be blank" my fat ass, Disqus.

In the reply below this comment, I will show you the ultimate in minimalist posters

They couldn't decided if it should be pre or post fire

1. Yes to your tumblr observation.
2. I am interested in an eraser eraser.

I'm an unabashed Seal fan, so yes. And I did like Hold Me Thrill Me Kill Me Kiss Me, despite the dumbass title.

What the fuck is communal dining? I mean, I get get it from the context of your sentence, but why would anyone subject themselves to such bullshit?

No — Abbi is S.C.U.D., Gretchen is Steel, Ilana is Bucky O'Hare, and Jimmy is the version of Batman that beats up those "filthy terrorists" from Miller's "9/11 Derp" stage.

So this is Millennial courtship, huh? Was it helicopter parenting, trophies for coming in dead last, or breast-feeding until the age of 10 that fucked everyone up this badly?

"Play daughters" — please have a seat.

Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks…

if you only knew…

DON'T YOU KNOW THE GOOEY SPECIMEN SYSTEM???

Go fuck yourself if you don't like 40oz To Freedom