PIZZA FEEDS RACISTS!!!

LOBO…LOBO…BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO!!!!!!!!!!

Monster Squad or GTFO (Gargle Twenty Frankenstein Ovaries)

That man sounds delicious.

Disqus has the shittiest devs in the world.

PogChamp

"SlutMachine" or whatever her name is on Jezebel immediately went on the defensive when this update dropped. "When I said 'I believe her, why would she lie about this, there's no way this isn't true. No way' — I really meant that I was being fair to both sides. Now shut up."

American Girl doll name

I bet you did SOMETHING wrong.

Disagreeing is a good thing

Ok.

And it is just so fucking DIRTY…and I'm not an OCD motherfucker.

You are a furry?

Fuck anybody who doesn't like this guy. Yeah, I mean YOU, buddy.

Dude, I get it, but Pittsburgh and Philly are just as shitty as middle PA. Cities like this all across the US are a mix of blue collar meth fuckheads and women who wear grandma glasses and go "busking" on their shitty fake instruments.

Pittsburgh also had Mayor Luke, the dumbest yinzer motherfucker since Ben Rapeyburger.

Trust me, even if she knew, she wouldn't give a flying fuck.

AND HE WROTE THIS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 14 AND 16

Remember folks, a 16-year old with anorexia is only worthwhile if it is 2014 and they have a tumblr full of tags like "#triggerwarning", "#fatshaming", and "#fuckyeahfatgirls"

Shhhh, this isn't hatesong, this is "Assholes Shitting On Easy Targets"