Easy target. "Mad takes on the hippies!" — "They don't care WHAT toes they step on!"

No.

Yes. But don't shame this moron as she shits on a 16-year old. That wouldn't be very nice.

She's a piece of human garbage.

Shhh, let the asshole be an asshole.

PA is quite stupid in electing state and local officials. It may be the dumbest state in America.

Which is why we'll never see drug legalization. It is just too fucking profitable.

Tom Corbett is the biggest piece of shit in America. People hate Bohner, et al, but trust me.

Look, Sirslud, I just want to tel you that the world is going to shit…and…hey?!?!?!

You've never met Bad Boy Bag Boy fans.

Your mother never loved you. Sorry, Bizarro.

"hater"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Johansson is a good actor.

And she can add "space" to every noun.

I know it is a wonderful show, but part of me wished it was terrible just so I could sing

Damn it! I thought this was a Homeboys In Space reboot.

"Ricky Was A Race Car Driver"

I'll smack ya!

This isn't a paid promotion, but unknown artist Johnny Nutsmacker's new album is the most brilliant collection of socioeconomic polemics since The Communist Manifesto. Dark, brooding tales of post-millennial angst set against haunting chord changes will change the way you look at your own life.

Again, I'm sure he'll claim that "We NEVER accept paid promotions, and if we do, we are upfront blah blah blah" — but if so, then why in the fuck write it that way?