Jason Heller
‏@jason_m_heller
Okay, NOW I get what "legendary" is supposed to mean: "SLIPKNOT'S LEGENDARY KNOTFEST RETURNS"

Some highlights include the dark, driving “Tightrope Walker,” written in
rural Mississippi where her friend works in an unfair school system;
“Let Me In,” a zombie-esque call-to-arms of a tortured youth desperately
attempting to feel, and the menacing barnburner “Blood On Your
Bootheels,” inspired by the Trayvon…

No no no, that's "brave"

"She's so fearless"

If it isn't a paid promotion, why write it like it was a paid promotion?

Paid promotion

"Fearless"

Yep. I can't add much to this, other than Joe Flaherty snuck a billion Pittsburgh references into his stint on SCTV.

What is a Rayces?

That kid with the guitar looks like a real piece of shit, too.

Uh, I'm talking about the dipshit that tried to balance her baby over the edge of an African dog exhibit and then tried to sue the zoo for not having an adequate warning sign in place to not balance your baby over an unstable ledge that looks over wild dogs.

People are shocked when women drown their babies, but the warning signs are so clear that no one should be shocked by it.

Imagine being married to this person.

It sort of happened in Pittsburgh…

Circling the drain…

First album only, fuckface

Pirates! … or WTPM (walk the plank matey)

She could be:

Hollywood loves to defend child rapists

"SC Johnson, A (Raping Your) Family Company"