[punches floor with feet and hands, cries]

We got a regular Chalmers here

Oh, that does make a lot more sense :( Sorry…

Or "BEST OF FRIENDS", I always heard it as "best laid plans"

COME ON NOW JAYSEE, BRING IT ON BRING IT ON NOW YEAH, THE BEST LAID PLANSSSSSSSS

Um, "Weevil" gained that weight because he had some medical issues, man. He wasn't scarfing down chilli dogs between seasons. That is also why he was absent from so many episodes later on; it was a real bummer for me.

"…[sweetly] Betty White!"

I want to see the "gritty" version of Poochy.

gritty

Nope. It is when we see Mike Myer's ass.

Calm down.

To be fair, it is just because she hates Mexicans.

No.

Hmmm, I'd pick some bullshit like Forest Fire.

Sigh.

"Transphobic Implications" — this will be on AV Club's "Year In Band Names" feature.

I was going to add that, but I took it out at the last minute! To be fair, I too do not know one person who still enjoys this show beyond the occasional episodes like that Multiverse one from a year or so ago.

Yep.

I'm lukewarm at best on Family Guy. Yet it still shocks me that AVClub never assigns someone who kinda sorta a little bit enjoys this show.

You did. They cut out the applause after a few seconds, but it was there.