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Or a guy so aptly named as "AA Dowd"

I need a fucking trigger warning for that punchable face.

In my wildest dreams I want this to be Charlie Sheen or some woman that thought if she fucked Chuck Lorre she'd get on one of his shitty sitcoms.

Fibber McGee And Molly used that open-the-closet-and-trash-falls-on-you gag way too much, don't you think?

Troll, troll, troll.

Booooooooo

@avclub-7aee1b75b527e215f31e20a5c4e7a768:disqus you do realize this person is just a troll, right?

The Blue-Orange color palette that every dummy colorist uses is so ugly it hurts.

"Ma! You know the soup? The soup? What's the vegetable, you know vegetable? Not a carrot? [turnip?] Yeah a turnip. Lousy $15 for soup? The whole thing is crap! You don't know!!!!!!"

I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'd pay to see those two tear each other apart in a Thunderdome. My money is on Uwe.

If you thought the movie was faithful to the tone of the graphic novel, you are just as shallow as Snyder.

Yep, and think of the money saved on CGI with all of the green fog!

The lack of a giant squid was the tiniest of arguments against that movie. The biggest argument is that he turned Sophie's Choice into Some Dumb Bitch At Starbucks Can't Decide If She Wants A Latte Or A Frappe

This is like Miley Cyrus saying she wrote Hamlet to save the world from Bacon-Shakespeare.

Hmmm, perhaps you are interested in buying a bridge? Or naming an asteroid and some craters on Mars?

No.

Look, buddy, you need to recognize your internalized misogyny.