“You look like a condom that’s been dropped on the floor of a barber shop.” I heard it then paused and shuddered at its accuracy.

“You look like a condom that’s been dropped on the floor of a barber shop.” I heard it then paused and shuddered at its accuracy.

"Tom, Jerry's having a heart attack!" 
"Ohhhh, I didn't know that. Jerry, you ok?"

"Tom, Jerry's having a heart attack!" 
"Ohhhh, I didn't know that. Jerry, you ok?"

"He holds my life in his hand like a fragile little bird." I really like this emotionally shattered direction they've been taking with Chris.

"He holds my life in his hand like a fragile little bird." I really like this emotionally shattered direction they've been taking with Chris.

I want that jacket so fucking bad.

I want that jacket so fucking bad.

I loved how Ben and Kate manipulated Tommy in the exact same way, except Kate showed her boobs a bit more.

I loved how Ben and Kate manipulated Tommy in the exact same way, except Kate showed her boobs a bit more.

I am interested to learn the link between Bulgarians and yogurt.

I am interested to learn the link between Bulgarians and yogurt.

Did you get Jake vs Me Mow just for the hat? Because I did.

Did you get Jake vs Me Mow just for the hat? Because I did.

____________ could be so many people that it's hilarious.

____________ could be so many people that it's hilarious.

It came out when I was twelve, and I remember coming into it with very specific expectations about the mythology explained and wrapped up. But as I finished it I became so emotionally invested in every character (even Olaf) that I didn't care about the mysteries anymore. It was unexpectedly moving and completely…

It came out when I was twelve, and I remember coming into it with very specific expectations about the mythology explained and wrapped up. But as I finished it I became so emotionally invested in every character (even Olaf) that I didn't care about the mysteries anymore. It was unexpectedly moving and completely…

I liked the lecherous look from the guy whose partner didn't know where he'd been.

I liked the lecherous look from the guy whose partner didn't know where he'd been.