*condolices

*condolices

I don't remember what movie it was (Morgan Freeman might have been in it?)  but when I was like 10 I was flipping through the channels and ended up seeing someone get scalped. I had nightmares for a couple days after that.

I don't remember what movie it was (Morgan Freeman might have been in it?)  but when I was like 10 I was flipping through the channels and ended up seeing someone get scalped. I had nightmares for a couple days after that.

It's like how Hayden Christianson was actually good in Shattered Glass, where everything he said was supposed to sound inauthentic and weird.

It's like how Hayden Christianson was actually good in Shattered Glass, where everything he said was supposed to sound inauthentic and weird.

Troll? I hope?

Troll? I hope?

Guys, I'm sorry, but I need to say this. Community's premiere has been delayed and they haven't said when it's actually airing.

Guys, I'm sorry, but I need to say this. Community's premiere has been delayed and they haven't said when it's actually airing.

"red velvet cupcakes…" That's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.

"red velvet cupcakes…" That's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.

The grade that the reviewer sent in left a bad scent in my nose and isn’t worth a cent. It deserves an A for Homonyms alone.

The grade that the reviewer sent in left a bad scent in my nose and isn’t worth a cent. It deserves an A for Homonyms alone.

Did not even catch that. That sequence just became eight times funnier.

Did not even catch that. That sequence just became eight times funnier.

Did anyone else feel like they were alluding to some kind of deep emotional trauma with Ben when they talked about how he can't say no to Maddie?

Did anyone else feel like they were alluding to some kind of deep emotional trauma with Ben when they talked about how he can't say no to Maddie?

No, this is not a joke, but also a bit of childhood shame. In fairness, though, I remembered how to balance and pedal, just not brake and steer. But I was going downhill and a car was coming so I just kind of leaned my way into a mailbox to avoid death or maiming.

No, this is not a joke, but also a bit of childhood shame. In fairness, though, I remembered how to balance and pedal, just not brake and steer. But I was going downhill and a car was coming so I just kind of leaned my way into a mailbox to avoid death or maiming.