Aaaah good points. I concede this round of Awkward Speculation: Who is the Commenter? Edition.

I'm thinking it's one of her parents. Her blog was up when they found her in the pilot after her accident, so they both would know how to find it.

I'm thinking it's one of her parents. Her blog was up when they found her in the pilot after her accident, so they both would know how to find it.

Matty does the best wounded face. Every time he gets hurt, his face collapses into pure distilled heartbreak.

Matty does the best wounded face. Every time he gets hurt, his face collapses into pure distilled heartbreak.

I don't know if it'd be a good thing or a bad thing. If I were Jesus, I'd prefer to think you were Cookie Monster or Grover, personally.

I don't know if it'd be a good thing or a bad thing. If I were Jesus, I'd prefer to think you were Cookie Monster or Grover, personally.

As someone who was under 18 until very recently, I have long been cultivating a hug list, because all the celebrities I have crushes on are far too old for me. But now I can legally say that I would definitely bang 1) JGL, 2) Ryan Gosling, 3) Michael Fassbender, 4) Sufjan Stevens, and 5) Anna Kendrick

As someone who was under 18 until very recently, I have long been cultivating a hug list, because all the celebrities I have crushes on are far too old for me. But now I can legally say that I would definitely bang 1) JGL, 2) Ryan Gosling, 3) Michael Fassbender, 4) Sufjan Stevens, and 5) Anna Kendrick

As someone with major hots for JGL, I feel obligated to see all of his movies in theaters. DKR, Looper, Lincoln, Django Unchained…I'm never going to leave the theater.

As someone with major hots for JGL, I feel obligated to see all of his movies in theaters. DKR, Looper, Lincoln, Django Unchained…I'm never going to leave the theater.

Well, we could google all that shit in a second with our prodigious internet skillz! So there!

Well, we could google all that shit in a second with our prodigious internet skillz! So there!

As an incoming college freshman, I honestly only associate him with the Big Momma's House movies.

As an incoming college freshman, I honestly only associate him with the Big Momma's House movies.

The main character's friend was secretly dating the quarterback. Two different characters, both of whom are gay.

The main character's friend was secretly dating the quarterback. Two different characters, both of whom are gay.

@Scrawler2:disqus As I remember, he talks about his aunt's death frequently, but the whole molestation bit was not telegraphed at all. At least to my untrained teenage eyes.

@Scrawler2:disqus As I remember, he talks about his aunt's death frequently, but the whole molestation bit was not telegraphed at all. At least to my untrained teenage eyes.

I was about to suggest that Monkey Man would be another possibility. Then I realized that would sound really racist.