I was about to suggest that Monkey Man would be another possibility. Then I realized that would sound really racist.

It was exactly what I didn't know I wanted.

It's ok, though, because he's adopted.

I disagree. I understand where you're coming from, in that it had a very different flavor than other episodes. But I really, really liked it. Eden has always been irritating, but she wasn't enough to ruin the episode or the back half of the season for me.

sewn a bod.

You're just saying that to get him to reply to you, and I hope it works.

…so who's Richard Branson?

…you led me astray, Todd. You got all my hopes up and then KABLAM. 13 episodes it is.

George was "Clueless" about healthy things. Or something like that.

What about The Prinze and the Pauper?

Gay Blades: Let it rip!

Transgender Abed?

NO I AM NOT OKAY WITH YOUR DIFFERING OPINION

Ryan Shay is my favorite thing. I like how the show is fleshing him out while still maintaining his perfect idiocy.

But he gets a lifetime pass for "Devil Town."

But he has this repellant anti-charisma. Everything he does just seems fake and dramatized and weird.

GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD

Also, "Andre the Giant Chooses an Ice Cream Flavor."

I hope that as he uses up his thousand words the movie gradually turns black-and-white and silent, and Jean Dujardin appears out of nowhere and everyone dances.

But it has so much heart. That's what sets it apart for me. So I hope it's emotionally satisfying as well as funny.