"Here Comes the Flood". If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
To be fair, Sean, that song does contain the lyric : "You're too young and I'm too well hung" which, while an awesome lyric, is hardly appropriate for "all" ages.

He thought he was safe from spyware about male enhancement.

I'm glad you're still alive and kicking, Caruso, but that was kind of a long drive for a short day at the beach.

So, Claire, if you were friends do you think you would hook me up with her? Because I don't care how chubby she gets, I just wanna bang the hell out of that girl. But in a really sweet way, so… you know, you don't have to worry about me breaking her heart or anything.

Right Back Atcha
I'd be willing to bet that more than a few commenters here (myself included) would answer this question with members of the AV Club writing staff. Of course we would be horribly dissappointed, but in your own small way you guys are celebrities yourselves.

A MILF or GILF for Sean
Sean, you have to tell us at least one story about an older lady celebrity that asked you out for coffee after an interview. Was it Judi Dench? Stevie Nicks? Oprah?

Bob and Mike
I'm sure the generation gap would negate any possibility of a long term friendship, but I think it would be a blast to spend one night getting shit-faced drunk in a pub with Bob Hoskins and Michael Caine.

Dragonwyck
For a great unhinged (but non-horror) Price performance be sure to check out "Dragonwyck". It's a great gothic melodrama complete with a huge creepy mansion, horrible secrets from the past and a doomed romance. It's kind of like "Rebecca" but with a gender switch and also with allusions to opium abuse,…

She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby… come out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin'.

I don't know about the future, but Grace Jones circa 1985 is pissed right now.

Woman is the photoshopped minority of the world
Even though Faizon Love was marginalized in the image he did get billing over any of the women. In fact all of the men did. It lists all four men and then the women. The only one billed below the women is the Frenchman.

Speaking of photoshop; if you look to the far left of that mountain range, someone has clearly photoshopped in a mountain that looks like a big penis.

But John Sayles did write "The Howling". And while we're at it, Stuart "Re-Animator" Gordon directed "Robot Jox" so it can't be completely bad. Right?

8 minutes
Wow. You're a stronger man than I am. I only made it through 8 minutes before I turned it off. Did I miss any nudity? By the way, it's available for instant watch on Netflix, so if you're dying to catch that last 10 minutes you can just fast forward to the end.

Tarzan's Magic Fountain?
How is that not porn?

…
Hey!

I've been meaning to give it another shot. I do think it's good, I was probably just being to hard on it the first time. I definitely think there should be more "Vault of Horror" creepy/funny movies like that.

Gateway Request
I wouldn't mind seeing a Gateway to Geekery on 60s garage rock.

Jerry Goldsmith
It's good to see some love for Jerry Goldsmith. I don't know why, but I still feel like he's kind of underrated. His theme for "Total Recall" is one of my favorite pieces of movie music and his work for "The Secret of NIMH" was the first score I ever took notice of when I was a kid. The music during…