First of all, that was hilarious. Secondly, I don't know about the killing and eating but if there's a movie that will fuck me then I'll totally pay an extra five dollars for that.

IMEH

When there's nothing left to believe in… believe in hope.

V for… Alan Tudyk
If "Dollhouse" doesn't make it at least it looks like there may be some more Alan Tudyk awesomeness on the horizon. Apparently he is going to be in a remake of the 80s sci-fi series "V". I never watched the original version of the show, but if it's going to be a kick-ass alien invasion T.V. series…

Essential Humanity
I think you hit on something that's been bugging me for a while about this show. The relative morality of what they're doing at the dollhouse and how the people running the show there feel about it. I'm still not very clear how the dollhouse staff feels about taking away people's freedom (however…

I'm glad you didn't use that promotional photo, also. Because the promotional photo you did use is a much more effective promotion.

There's something simultaneously cool and goofy about that cover. I mean… why does a griffin need a gun? Monsters don't use guns.

L.A.'s hard on criminals
Phil Spector convicted, Wesley Snipes convicted, now this… Oh, for the halcyon days when celebrities could rape and dismember people and get the respect they deserve. These people are famous, for god's sake. I fear our country is losing its way.

You're wrong!
I love Nomad's reaction shot when Kirk tells him he's wrong. Even though Nomad doesn't have a face and therefore can't really react.

She's so good looking, but she looks like a man. Yes you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag…

Testicular Fortitude?
I'll go ahead and accuse him of lacking testicular fortitude. I was entertained by "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" and I agree that the MPAA could use a lot of reform, but at least they are trying to offer a solution to the old days of out and out censorship. At least they are trying (however…

Mission Accomplished
I'll freely admit to being somewhat of a premature hater on this movie. I love the original series and I was concerned that this would be a geeked-up rehash that would miss what was so important to the original series, namely the performances of the original actors. But your review has convinced…

Failures?
Do they talk about failed industrial design? Because I would totally watch this if they went through a history of designs that were hopelessly misguided. Like the Corvair, or… I can't think of any other good examples, but I'm sure there are a lot of them out there.

Gangsta Rap
You touch on this above, but for what it's worth Gangsta Rap really owes a huge debt to George Clinton. I'm not saying it couldn't have existed without him, but it's unusual for an entire sub-genre of music to be based largely on the influence of one musician.

Flashlight
"Flashlight" is one of the best dance tracks ever. I defy anyone to not shake their ass when they listen to it.

So unborn Daniel was there right over the top of recently desceased Daniel. Man, this show really trips me out sometimes.

I'm definitely feeling Jack's days are numbered. And since Kate wants to stop him so badly it wouldn't surprise me if she's the one that pulled the trigger. Of course Sawyer or Juliet going out would also seem like a safe bet since, as someone pointed out above, no one on this show can be happy for very long.

Any Richard flashback episode is most likely going to explain a lot of big things about how the island operates. He's been there for a long time and he seems to be in the know with regards to the mysteries of the island. It's not that I don't want a Richard flashback episode (I really do) I just don't think it's…

Not to mention that crane shot rising up over the tents and then revealing the columns of people marching along the beach in the distance was just beautiful. There was a lot of great cinematography in this episode.

She'd better be butt-ass nekid to make up for all of the time she's been missing from the show.