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Jamar : I hate his fucking baseball cap, but I love his voice. I mean, it was actually interesting and full of emotion. So, you know, way to make a reality show, FOX.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he likes guys. I don't think it would be easy for _him_ to please you.

I was wondering about the markings on the temple. I thought they might be similar to the ones that Locke saw in the Dharma station when the countdown got close to the end. The fact that the smoke monster is refered to as a security device for the temple makes me think that the Dharma stations are somehow a more

Rollicking?
I loved 'Black Book' but I think I might have a different definition of rollicking. I thought it was harrowing and at times gut-wrenching not rollicking. I mean, what's rollicking about a woman getting stripped naked and having a vat of diarrhea dumped on her while people point and laugh?

I saw the original recently, also. While it was fun in a poorly-written low budget 70s action movie way, there was a lot of room for improvement. So here's hoping. As long as he includes a bigger budget execution of the train crash at the end I'm on board.

That party footage really was incompetent. The boob shots were obviously done on a sound stage far away from any of the other party people, no one was moving in time with the shitty music and the lighting was so random and inadequate you couldn't tell what the hell was going on half of the time. Take a hand held

Sing for your survival?
Yeah. That's gonna go real well. I don't see how that can be anything but painfully awkward. Except in the case of Tatiana where she'll have to be physically dragged out by security, writhing and screaming. In that case it'll be awesome.

You know what I hate?
I know Claire mentioned this above, but I feel it bares repeating. I'm really getting sick of the whole pretending-like-they're-not-going-to-make-it-through-and-then-surprising-them bullshit thing. Seriously, television, stop doing that.

I was stragely compelled by that weird door in the middle of the wall next to Tatiana. I was hoping a giant snake would come out of it and eat Tatiana, but it would probably just spit her back out again.

HELLLLLLEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
Where have you been? You used to post here a lot more often, and without asking everyone, I think I can safely say, we missed you. Did you stop loving us? Is that it?

What about a fondue pot? They could have used a fondue pot. I bet Pitchfork has a freakin' fondue pot!

It burned because they didn't use a double boiler. What kind of office doesn't have a double boiler? And you call yourselves journalists.

Does Chang have a girlfriend?
Who was he feeding melted Kit-Kats to?

If you've got any extra cash laying around, it would probably be worth it to check out the rest of his self-titled album. It's the only one of his that I have and it's certainly sappy and overly-earnest sometimes, but there are several other solid tracks to be found ('Serena', 'Out of Order', 'She Runs Away'). I

That's a great list, Pants. The two most interesting-looking musical guest/hosts : Dolly Parton and Frank Zappa.

Yeah, I saw that ad a couple of days ago. I have no idea what relation that style has to the actual show and it seems kind of a day late and a dollar short to jump on that particular bandwagon, but it was a cool ad nonetheless.

According to IMDB (which is always, ALWAYS right) it was an uncredited Ted Cassidy. And it does pretty much sound like him. Except for the hissing.

Chinese Angry
Miley pissed off the Organization of Chinese Americans?

"Welcome to TGIFridays! May I annoy the living shit out of you?"

Double Duty Hosts
Since you mention a host doubling as a musical guest on the show I was trying to think of people who have actually done that in the show's history. All I could think of was Sting (maybe?). Does anyone know which, if any, hosts have doubled as musical guests on SNL.