So your ass is opposed to everyday jerks? You know if you just lower your standards a little you might get some more action.

Yummsh's comment is referring to a separate joke that Leonard made about San Juan, Puerto Rico becoming part of America when he was at the corner buying smokes. Yummsh was pointing out that Puerto Rico became a U.S. colony in 1898 following the Spanish-American war, but… I think Leonard may be contesting the idea…

I see. Thanks, all, for clarifyin'.

So, Leonard…
Is Madonna's version of Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' one of the top three worst renditions?

I actually think Simon fucked that girl over a little bit by letting her through. She clearly has a decent voice, but she also clearly needs to train it and grow into it. She is only 16. There's no way she's going to last very long in Hollywood and then that's it. She can't try out again. He should have told her…

Yeah, I prefer jokes about human lady nipples. But good looking out?

"Take the fuckin' elephant!"

I throw a punch when I lift my boys.

So…
Did that girl in the picture have a horrible accident involving dental floss?

Hard nipple jokes are all well and good, but I prefer lactating nipple jokes, personally.

They could have called it "Warm Chili".

I swear that wasn't an attempt at a first. It's getting so you can't even make a stupid joke without running the risk looking stupid.

Fucking Albanians
First Jim Belushi gets his own sitcom and now this.

I thought that was just a general suggestion. That's how I took it.

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This show surprises me with how funny it can be sometimes. As you pointed out Leonard that girl crying with the puppet was freakin' hilarious. The way she was holding it with it's head lolling to the side and its mouth open made it look like it was despondant. Which is funny because it's a puppet.

Didn't anyone else think that Megan Corkrey was a little phoney? She just seemed to be trying so hard to be sincere and it just seemed like an act to me. Also, I kind of liked that class president kid until he got the golden (yellow) ticket and cried like a bitch. Now I don't really like him anymore. And yeah he…

And… if you listen to John Cleese on 'Monty Python' doing an American voice it sounds like Eddie Murphy doing a white guy voice.

Candyman, indeed. THAT'S a good horror show. Tony Todd rocks.

Is there any boob better than side-boob? Maybe bottom-boob. Or, you know, completely-total-boob, but what are the odds of that?