And you are right…

Alejandro the Dwarf!

"Clear eyes, Keaton, can't lose!"

and the King of the Mountain… of Trash… it's just trash he got out of his car.

"What about when we met Michael Keaton at that deli, and he winked at us."
"I… I don't know. Honestly that was the greatest day of my life."

So if Barney were to have a fantasy where he re-creates the breakfast scene from Reservoir Dogs would Ted be Mr. Pink?

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Ah, okay, I'm seeing the issue…

Of course they'd dub in it afterwards, I'm just saying it wouldn't make sense for Shepard to match Lily's mouth movements. It would throw off the scene she's performing with Segal.

"And that, kids, is how I met our series director."

I would assume the other way around, with Shepard maybe just off-screen and Hannigan lip-synching to her. That would make more sense, anyway.

I'm not one of those people who hates Ted, but man oh man did I love seeing him get tortured this week. Especially since it's his own damn fault every time.

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HER FROM!

A Woman Named Daughter can sing with A Band Called Death in A Town Called Panic.

It's the real reason they split up. Paul got tired of covering those up. "Only Living Boy In New York" was actually a sarcastic ode to Garfunkel's tendencies.

*internal dialogue* "You will rue the day you forced Remus to use the commoner's 'I.' Oh yes, a reckoning is coming, Mr. Hoover. You will rue this day."

I feel like that's also the title of a long-lost Sufjan Stevens track.

I never actually dated in high school, but this is the closest I've ever gotten.

He does clean up nicely.

Unless they flash back to that moment again and turn it into a story proper.