It's also a major asset for a good comedian.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus I, too, am a little fried, hence my frustration at trying to express the thoughts in my brain pan.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus I agree with you that within a narrative a character can have intentions and make decisions. However, as far as my understanding goes, the "Princess line" redesign of Merrida isn't actually part of a narrative, she's part of a marketing strategy. 
Which, to my mind, means…

So here's my crazy theory…

There are so many poorly chosen words in that article.

My absolute favorite Darren moment in the entire series is the way he pauses when Richard tells him they're moving onto the big stage.

Ideally followed by the Judge Dredd series I AM THE LAW.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus Yeah, that'd do it, too.

That or a sitcom based on The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Two and a Half Men is the worst.

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

It'd make sense. Season 1: Schmidt. Season 2: Nick. Really develop Winston in Season 3, it's the only logical choice.

I think Watchmen would have been a much better movie if "Cotton Eyed Joe" were playing when the plan came to fruition.

Wait, that's the name of that song?

So let me get this straight. For $1,836 you can own a statue…
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@Scrawler2:disqus And I do work in media.

That's right, I'm actually remembering a lot of this now. 
I saw a lot of movies in theaters in 2009. (To say nothing of movies and shows I marathon'd around the same time.)

That'd be cool, and a very interesting choice.

It's never soothing when it's direct at you.

I remember it existing, I just don't remember anything from the movie.