I believe "See you next Wednesday" is a John Landis reference.

It would have made more sense and it definitely wouldn't have been as silly.

Well it was more comical, but the previous commander on site, Colonel Chapman, decided it was too silly and ordered his men to sober it up a bit.

I've heard of that, actually.

Morgan Le Fay

According to a very reliable source, upon hearing this news Mulaney told his NBC bosses to, and I quote, "Beat it, Bozo!"

Can't change the channel if they aren't conscious.

Meanwhile, the Rules of Engagement cast are just sitting back, cracking open a cold one, while reportedly saying "Yeah, we've heard that before."

To make things even more confusing, NBC is doing an eponymous docu-reality series following the alternative rock band Mudhoney.

And they're really excited to unveil the centerpiece of next year's fall schedule, Hitler!, which they describe as a cross between Downfall and Glee.

1). I've never even heard of this practice. 
2). Ashes, ashes.

INT. COCK RENTAL AGENCY - DAY

"Tonight, on Rock Center, your mother. Her favorite positions, hourly rates, and the very, very short list of what she won't do."

So is that why they wear the kilts? Easy access?

Cock Renter is a wacky subversion of the workplace sitcom, about male prostitutes trying to make it in The Big City, currently in development at HBO.

Now they'll have to make room for something completely different.

Meanwhile, Dr. Lecter is taking an NBC business card out of his rolodex as well as a recipe card.

Wait, when did that Eric Powell comic get turned into a TV show?

NBC: We Peacock-up Everything.

Matthew Perry: "You win group therapy, or you die."