But- but I was almost done with my Emily Bronte/monster movie mash-up Wuthering Frights.

That's an interestingly appropriate double feature, especially when you realize that Jack Burton is *so* cluelessly arrogant in Big Trouble that he doesn't even realize he's the sidekick.

Yeah, the creators for Kim Possible wrote the script for this. That was a fantastic show, similar sense of humor. 
Speaking of, that show had a pretty great arsenal of actors. Gary Cole, Patrick Warburton, John DiMaggio, Nicole Sullivan, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn…

@avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus Sometimes it does feel like Tarantino took Godard's quote at face value, doesn't it?

I see you've played Knifey/Spoony before.

We Need To Talk About Jane: or, Turns Out You Need More Than Just A Girl And A Gun To Make A Movie.

A short list of better porn parody titles for Parks and Recreation.

Hell, I give them credit for actually coming up with a title that has a proper pun in it.

Die Hard 18: The Trojan Rabbit

Die Hard 6: Death Becomes Him

(Lucy and Jack observe the open casket)
Jack: He looks so… peaceful.
Lucy: I know… wait, is he smirking?
Jack: I think that's just his face.

According to Graham Yost, the movie that inspired Speed actually is set on a train.

Die Hard: Necrophile.

McClane: You got kids, Gamera?
Gamera: GAMERA IS FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN!
McClane: Yeah, they're wonderful when they're little. But you gotta watch out for those teenage years.
Gamera: *breathes fire*
McClane: Exactly!

Die Hard 16: Look At The Bones!

Die Hard 14: It Fits With His Idiom

John McClane whispers something we can't understand into the villain's ear before he kills them.

"Fuck you, asphalt!"

Die Hard 12: No You're Not, You'll Be Stone Dead In A Moment

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus It's not the years, it's the mileage.