No, but that sounds awesome.

"This Christmas… Marty McFly just wanted to return his presents, now he just wants to return to the present."

Six Movie and a TV Show!

As Satre once said: "Hell is other bros, bro."

Nah, he just finds out his wife is cheating on him, flips out, then goes to prison for a while to work on his anger management issues before being released into the custody of his parents and beginning a quirky relationship with Jennifer Lawrence.

He doesn't know how references work, he has Spielbergonesia.

I prefer Jim Croce's "I Got A Meme."

Forget it, True, it's Vietnamese-soft-rolls-town.

you don't know what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind blue eyes

I hear she actually tried to kill someone with kindness. She received six months for aggravated caring.

Paradise By The Donation Lights

you don't know that you've started a meme.

If that was intended to be the dirtiest "eat your vegetables" joke ever, then I owe you a trophy.

Nextwave! It's like Shakespeare, but with more punching!

I kind of like that the colony of "Jeremiah Crichton" is basically a stereotypical presentation of a polynesian culture. It's like Farscape Goes Hawaiian, except Ben Bowder didn't pick up a cursed tiki idol. 
And I know this doesn't make up for her lackluster performance, but I thought the actress who played Lishana…

Timeszones won't matter in the apocalypse, unless you have a solid gold clock.

I think I remember that from the AV Club interview. That's where he mentioned it, right?

It's not often you see a story that explicitly points out just how selfish one of those love triangles really is.

The episode definitely felt more like an homage to that than to Rope, especially once they dropped the single shot thing.

It turns out Patton's character is an old Internet nemesis of Ben's, who always wrote scathing negative comments on his Star Trek fanfiction. This triggers a Geek Fight between the two that will Change Everything (or nothing).