You know what you just made me realize? That scene with Sanjay in prison reminded me of the first time we see George Sr. in prison on Arrested Development.

All I even want out of that is a fake trailer.

Does Mars Attacks! really count as "original," since it was based on old trading cards? I know it's an original screen story, but it's still a pre-existing property.

They're like Michael Bay checks, but somehow require less effort.

Grown Ups 3: Death Is But A Door, Time Is But A Window

Michael Bay presents Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's The Nut-exploder

You're saying April O'Neil didn't interview God?

"Yeah, like the guy with the 720p camera didn't get the shot! COME ON!"

April O'Neil: You live in the sewers?
Michelangelo: We live there ironically.
April O'Neil: Isn't that joke kind of played out?
Leonardo: He said it ironically.

Who's this Hermano guy?

That's a fantastic one-shot. I love the footnote when Original Batman is holding a gun that cites the exact issue where he was seen doing so. 

That's a fair opinion.

Seconded… er… *counts* fourthed, I guess.

There are a lot of history's greatest monsters.

Hell yes.

I love that bit where she asks him if he wants her to actually translate the insults he was spewing out.

Once the apes take over the world, she's going to get a pet ocelot.

There would probably be less slow motion than there was in Resident Evil: Retribution.

I'm expecting a torrent of river puns.

The climactic fight between Sydney and the killer happens in slow motion to Downliners Sect's "Why Don't You Smile Now"