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Obey The Toaster
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Setting aside the obvious The Room quote, that's a great story.

You fool! That'll get you the anti-life equation! You'll doom us all!

You fool! That'll get you the anti-life equation! You'll doom us all!

Man, pedophiles are getting bold.

Man, pedophiles are getting bold.

Constantine Alexander: You're very good, Doctor, how would you like to make some extra cash working for my organization?
Dr. Grace Devlin: You mean the Mob? And what would I be, some sort of Doctor For The Mob?
Constantine Alexander: Yeah. In fact, that's what we'll call you. Doctor For The Mob.
Dr. Grace Devlin: That's

Constantine Alexander: You're very good, Doctor, how would you like to make some extra cash working for my organization?
Dr. Grace Devlin: You mean the Mob? And what would I be, some sort of Doctor For The Mob?
Constantine Alexander: Yeah. In fact, that's what we'll call you. Doctor For The Mob.
Dr. Grace Devlin: That's

I feel like the show could have solved so many problems if they just made Ben Schwartz play Jean-Ralphio.

I feel like the show could have solved so many problems if they just made Ben Schwartz play Jean-Ralphio.

The people still watching House, M.D. deserved to have their perseverance rewarded with a crossover episode with Emily Owens, M.D.. Sure they're on different networks, but they could work it out. For the fans.

The people still watching House, M.D. deserved to have their perseverance rewarded with a crossover episode with Emily Owens, M.D.. Sure they're on different networks, but they could work it out. For the fans.

The Newsroom! A New Musical!

The Newsroom! A New Musical!

Evel Kareebel - I'll be honest, much as I find the show grating and unfunny, I do find Kat Dennings' constant bemusement really charming. It's like she's just happy to be working and doesn't particularly care that she's working with second-rate material.

Evel Kareebel - I'll be honest, much as I find the show grating and unfunny, I do find Kat Dennings' constant bemusement really charming. It's like she's just happy to be working and doesn't particularly care that she's working with second-rate material.

Who is driving? BEAR IS DRIVING? THAT IS CRAZY!

Who is driving? BEAR IS DRIVING? THAT IS CRAZY!

Potter has some kind of metallic skull on a chain sitting on his desk. That's a great little detail.

Potter has some kind of metallic skull on a chain sitting on his desk. That's a great little detail.

VanDerWerf's petals! VanDerWerf… There they are! Sheltie, what do you know about that?