What about the musical porno Cop Cock?
Hill Street Blue Balls
NYBDS&M
21 Hump Street
69 Sunset Strip Club

Yeah. I mean, it's not like Jeremy Renner is doing anything, right?

Yeah. I mean, it's not like Jeremy Renner is doing anything, right?

Sitcop!
Policedy!

Sitcop!
Policedy!

But we was too late. The reverend had seen the light.

But we was too late. The reverend had seen the light.

Off the top of my head I can't think of other episodes totally without Future Ted narration, but I can think of a few where Future Ted only has one or two lines and therefore might as well be absent.

Off the top of my head I can't think of other episodes totally without Future Ted narration, but I can think of a few where Future Ted only has one or two lines and therefore might as well be absent.

Naughty Neckwear
Babe-Bibs, Ltd.
Hot Tops, Inc. 
Over-The-Shirt-Action Novelty Clothing Company
Ho-Clad

Naughty Neckwear
Babe-Bibs, Ltd.
Hot Tops, Inc. 
Over-The-Shirt-Action Novelty Clothing Company
Ho-Clad

I'm surprised those don't already exist in novelty catalogues.

I'm surprised those don't already exist in novelty catalogues.

NO ONE INVITED YOU, PATRICE!

NO ONE INVITED YOU, PATRICE!

I know! I'm watching for the first time, and it's so hard to stop.

I know! I'm watching for the first time, and it's so hard to stop.

I heartily approve of Karen Gillan: Highlander.

I heartily approve of Karen Gillan: Highlander.

He's not Scottish, or Spanish, he's Egyptian.