"But boss, Poseidon doesn't live on Olympus, he lives in the sea itself. In fact, most gods and goddesses tend to live in the element they control."
"Well then… he must be a long way down, I hope you can hold your breath for a while."
*Gyp throws Tonino into the ocean and holds him down until he drowns*

And I think he was really looking forward to letting the guy drown. I'm sure he was even gonna say "Look out for rogue waves, huh?" before getting in his car and driving away. Instead he had to settle for braining the guy with a shovel. He must have been so disappointed.

And I think he was really looking forward to letting the guy drown. I'm sure he was even gonna say "Look out for rogue waves, huh?" before getting in his car and driving away. Instead he had to settle for braining the guy with a shovel. He must have been so disappointed.

"Nose? That don't rhyme with walls!"

"Nose? That don't rhyme with walls!"

Poor Dumb Bastard: It's a palindrome, a word or phrase that's the same backwards as forward.
Gyp: You know what else is the same backwards as forwards? A dead body.*Gyp kills the Poor Dumb Bastard with a toaster*

Poor Dumb Bastard: It's a palindrome, a word or phrase that's the same backwards as forward.
Gyp: You know what else is the same backwards as forwards? A dead body.*Gyp kills the Poor Dumb Bastard with a toaster*

No one plots like Gaston,
Connects the dots like Gaston,
Knows how to get out of tight spots like Gaston.

No one plots like Gaston,
Connects the dots like Gaston,
Knows how to get out of tight spots like Gaston.

He could be the Steven Wright of the 1920s.

He could be the Steven Wright of the 1920s.

I'm very much with you on that one, on both counts. Man acts more with only only half a face than most actors can with their entire bodies.

I'm very much with you on that one, on both counts. Man acts more with only only half a face than most actors can with their entire bodies.

We did, as a matter of fact, and she didn't do much besides reveal that the doctor was married.

We did, as a matter of fact, and she didn't do much besides reveal that the doctor was married.

Man there's a sequel crossover for you. Twins Peaks: Brothers Walk With Me.

Man there's a sequel crossover for you. Twins Peaks: Brothers Walk With Me.

Refusing to learn from George Lucas' mistakes, The Twilight Holiday Special commences filming.

Refusing to learn from George Lucas' mistakes, The Twilight Holiday Special commences filming.

Yes, the theremin was expertly used in those movies.