"You look different since you had that kid."

Now that Disney owns Lucasfilm, they can really do something with that "Boy Gets Acquainted With Universe" gag.

Now that Disney owns Lucasfilm, they can really do something with that "Boy Gets Acquainted With Universe" gag.

Oh my God this made my day. That's just… wow.

Oh my God this made my day. That's just… wow.

Okay… I'll bite.

Okay… I'll bite.

Not to mention lesbians, though to be honest it looks better on them.

Not to mention lesbians, though to be honest it looks better on them.

Fee-hee-hee-hee-nyyyyyy!

Fee-hee-hee-hee-nyyyyyy!

She's on the other side of the state. She moved into a house across the street from Old Man Chuck Cunningham.

She's on the other side of the state. She moved into a house across the street from Old Man Chuck Cunningham.

Depends on how many poor choices Cory and Topanga made in life.

Depends on how many poor choices Cory and Topanga made in life.

Or, hear me out, get rid of Cory altogether. Nothing wrong with two attractive women raising a family together. It's progressive and stuff.

Or, hear me out, get rid of Cory altogether. Nothing wrong with two attractive women raising a family together. It's progressive and stuff.

I agree/agree. It's a(n) terrible/awesome idea that will surely yield shitty/entertaining results.

I agree/agree. It's a(n) terrible/awesome idea that will surely yield shitty/entertaining results.

"And that, kids, is the story of how your mother divorced me."