And if she eats both then life is full of unknowable grey areas.

Alex Cross in Crosshairs: The Barbershop Assassinations.

Alex Cross in Crosshairs: The Barbershop Assassinations.

I hope there's a shootout scene scored with Jimi Hendrix's "Crossfire."

I hope there's a shootout scene scored with Jimi Hendrix's "Crossfire."

Alex Cross 2: Electric Crossaloo

Alex Cross 2: Electric Crossaloo

"I hate sand. And vaginas."

"I hate sand. And vaginas."

I saw Diary Of A Mad Black Woman in an English Lit class in high school. Apparently with only a few days left of class the teacher decided "Fuck it, I'm gonna start my vacation early. Movie Days!" The worst part is we almost watched The Graduate, but the majority of the class wanted to see the Tyler Perry movie.…

I saw Diary Of A Mad Black Woman in an English Lit class in high school. Apparently with only a few days left of class the teacher decided "Fuck it, I'm gonna start my vacation early. Movie Days!" The worst part is we almost watched The Graduate, but the majority of the class wanted to see the Tyler Perry movie.…

Literary Training Wheels, that's a great genre title. Put it somewhere between the YA section and Romance/Westerns in book stores.

Literary Training Wheels, that's a great genre title. Put it somewhere between the YA section and Romance/Westerns in book stores.

That goes without saying.

That goes without saying.

I'd watch the shit out of a Perd Hapley moderated debate.

I'd watch the shit out of a Perd Hapley moderated debate.

Pasta fazul! Fuggedaboutit! I wanna dip my balls in it!

Pasta fazul! Fuggedaboutit! I wanna dip my balls in it!

That's very true. The Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.