Finally, internet fame.

There will be no whipping out and rubbing of anything; I am female. And I loves me some campy goodness amongst friends.

OH I GET IT
Neve Campbell is a bad-ass because her lipstick is dark. Ohhhhh.

Grip and sip
This purple drank makes me feel so pasty white. I recall a song in high school (1997-2001) that mentioned sipping on some sizzurp, and I thought the lyrics were "zipping up my zipper," like he had just visited his ladyfriend.

Wow, I had almost forgotten about that George Michael song…is that the video in which he is dancing around in a disco-fied men's restroom as an oh-so-clever allusion to his solicitation charge? Oh, George, you never should have left Wham!

Son of a bitch
A) I have some of these songs on my iPod, and feel adequately shamed because of it
B) Thanks for taking me back to high school, because I really wanted to remember the awkward days of quiz team, drama club (excuse me, THESPIAN society), and showchoir practices.
C) Who am I kidding? I am still awkward. …

It was me.
I flipped Chely off. She had her blinker on for about 7 blocks and was driving well below the speed limit. I just couldn't take it anymore.

CAPS LOCK RAGE
UNLEASH THE FURY, KANYE.

I'm stuck at anger
These movies are undeniably, unabashedly, unapologetically terrible. It is like they put everything of cultural relevance into a hat, pull out 3 or 4 bits at random, and then say "OH, I'VE GOT IT. SEX AND THE CITY V. JUNO. GIVE ME MY CHECK, THAT'S A DAY'S WORK."

Oh God
I just threw up in my mouth.