Agreed. Steve Bannos' math teacher character was also a brilliant foil. Perfect hardass counterpoint to Gruber's hippie ethos.

He's the Derrick Coleman of film making

Exactly. Holy fucking shit. That deserves an F based on concept and pedigree alone.

John Slattery wearing a suit and bowler hat instantly turns an F into at least a D-.

Why are we assuming just because AV Club gave it an F means it won't do well at the box office? Grown Ups got a D- and it's doing just fine.

I should clarify: Norm doing his Larry King impression

Norm McDonald
I defy you to name a better potential replacement than Norm

Wu-Tang Forever is unwieldy and meandering and could have easily been compressed into one solid album!

It didn't impress
But What Planet Are You From? did technically "expand" his career. By one film.

If the movie follows how I played with Lego sets as a kid
They'll first film the movie completely according to the script (instructions), then tear it down and rebuild it as an impromptu Ewok village.

Munsters
How come there's been 18 million variations on the Addams Family, but no "gritty reboots" of the Munsters? I love me some Munsters.

The irony
If this had happened ten years ago, before Arrested Development, Jason Bateman may have been the Apple store employee.

That's the same reason I never buy apples, as in, the fruit. God, I hate people who eat apples. I will never associate myself with them. Especially rome apples.

I don't think anyone with a high school education actually reads EW. I think you need to just admit to "skimming your wife's copy of it" like the rest of us.

So which one of you Canadians are going to apologize for the Tragically Hip? I've been waiting for that apology since the mid '90s

A Thousand Miles
My girlfriend at the time LOVED that song. She became my ex-girlfriend a couple months later. Coincidence? Yes. But in retrospect, the correct move.

The rats ruined Ratatouille? Do you also feel like Jaws would have been improved if they got rid of the whole shark thing?

I think you should sue your parents for naming you Cyrus in the first place

Yes, Step Brothers had many jokes. I think you're thinking of Schindler's List. That didn't have quite as many.

Ah, point-counterpoint