Not sure about the first nine months, but you probably spent the last three months of 2001 watching CNN 24/7 like the rest of us

Greatest of all time
At the risk of hyperbole, "It Wasn't Me" is probably the greatest song ever written.

AM Radio
Exhibit A in why Mike Watts wrong the song "Against the 70s"

So these people wake up every morning, jump on a trampoline then dance to a song that matches their mood?
I think I just fear being in the same room as them

Yes. It was called "Bridge Over Troubled Water"

She's "done with the club scene" and got a "glimpse of reality"
But the key question on everyone's mind: is she "so over all the drama"?

Are all the women in your office fat? If so, then your statement makes perfect sense.

You actually spent 10 minutes "waiting in line" at a "Blockbuster"? Did you write this comment in 1997?

Is the world record really 70 straight days?
The world record for a Monopoly game is really 70 straight days? Did a representative from Guinness hang around the entire time to verify? How do those people not want to kill themselves?

I didn't understand a word he was saying on Real Time. It's like he was researching a role as the archetype of a-hole liberal Hollywood elitists.

NERD!

My argument has always been that Alien is the better movie, but Aliens is the more re-watchable movie. Take that for what it's worth.

That makes sense. Just like Michael Bay's love of giant robots makes the Transformer movies such winners.

Not to go out on a limb here, but she's probably angry that Bob Dylan is so universally beloved and revered, while to about 95% of the population under the age of 50 she's either "Joni who?" or "the chick that did the 'put up a parking lot' song"

(in a movie… not literally)
"I'll be the judge of that" - Sylvia Brown

Well, it's fun to say Mickey Rourke with a half-assed, offensive Asian accent.

I agree that the first Dead Weather album was underwhelming, but they are one hell of a live band. I have low expectations for their second album this summer, but high hopes for the ensuing tour

Erin's initial reaction to Pam telling her she was once engaged to someone in the office

Am I the only who assumed he was about to sing Lou Reed's "Satellite of Love" with one key word replaced?