No, my only Sophia Vergara experience is through Modern Family. That's why  the idea of her as a terrorist is so amusing to me.

@avclub-39df51c015ce671b473b8cf5a306d217:disqus It was definitely not ironic, as he commented to me before they started that he thought that they were hot. He also took total pride in being called a 9 year old with a diaper.

@avclub-d009e8b6ce98ad61a7b7a69cd1ad10d9:disqus It's going to be a bit of what you did, although one of the other things I might be able to do later on is work with the residents and fellows on their papers and help them improve their writing for greater clarity.

Gloria becoming a terrorist. Hmm, that could work as a Modern Family subplot. After all, she is a fiery Latina!

The biggest news with me this week is that I officially got the job with Mount Sinai Hospital that I had interviewed for. It's an administrative assistant position with the Pathology Department that begins the day after President's Day and is, for the moment, supposed to be until May; however, if I do a strong enough…

I was basically expecting that to be in the film too, to be honest. All the ads kind of gave the indication that that would be the case.

I didn't see this trailer as much others, but as a victim of constantly seeing the Oblivion trailer, you have my sympathies. I do admit that I do like the R&B song they play at the very end of the Stand Up Guys trailer. Anyone know what that's called so I can listen to it on Spotify?

Battle stations, gentlemen! We've reached maximum hamminess power!

Is Captain Crunch particularly nutritious? Just because it's said that it's part of a balanced breakfast doesn't exactly make it so.

Man, when's Al Pacino going to have a big screen comeback? I specify big screen because I have heard good things about the HBO film You Don't Know Jack. I mean, at least De Niro got Silver Linings to revel in before it gets squandered in April with The Big Wedding.

Read the Spoiler Space for the book ending. Guarantee that if that had been in the film, it would've been a bit less tepid.

Reading this, I can definitely understand why it wouldn't be filmed, since it does sound really ridiculous. However, I can't help but think that it does sound like a missed opportunity. It could've been like a more serious version of that Robbie Williams music videos where he rips off all of his skin and actually…

@avclub-0beb34df7e9615cd43b9090989ca4848:disqus You basically say what I just wrote but even more succinct. Kudos to you!

I personally find your comparisons not quite apt. I mean, yes, if given a choice between Troll 2 and Nickelback, I'd go for Troll 2 in a heartbeat. But that's because, from what I've seen and heard of it, Troll 2 is in the category of so bad, it reverses itself and becomes great, like Birdemic! Shock And Terror.…

Only if you're thinking in the modern sense. I genuinely think that a lot of classic romantic comedies were some damn good shit. And in general, I hate to dump on an entire genre like that.

Is it really loved that much on this site? Genuine question, because it doesn't seem like it is that much, compared to the outside world.

I'm never doubting the veracity of how deadly an F can be here after having the misfortune of seeing The Last Airbender in theaters. Also, I'd say a C- can also be pretty goddamn deadly, as seen from my harrowing escape watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.

I believe you're thinking of Stand Up Guys, and the third actor is Alan Arkin.

@Kumagoro:disqus I'd say that it is more often than not meant to be understood that Hannah is quite often an awful person who does a bad job at really understanding other people and not getting caught up in her own bubble. However, there are occasional moments where she does actually do the right thing for one of her…

@avclub-15a5acbf1130b6dc17c2c03e27b3e50f:disqus I'd say Shosanna would probably be the least self-absorbed, probably because she's the most innocent out of all of them. She's easily the one I'd probably most want to see in real life, and her budding relationship with Ray is the one I most want to see succeed.