Hence why you need all of them together, and not just one of them.

Is that actually a real title? If so, what the fuck does The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo have to do with horror films? That's a thriller with some horrific elements, like Seven, not a horror film.

So this thing sat on the shelves for two years before being shelved directly to DVD? That feels kind of sad. You pour your heart and soul into a film, you wait two years for people to see it, and it doesn't even have the dignity of getting a theatrical release. Or it would be sad, were the film in question not Not…

@avclub-b030afbb3a8af8fb0759241c97466ee4:disqus You have my utter sympathies. If there is one thing that I've learned from my mom's experiences in recent years, it's that it can be much better to have no job than to have one where the employer is a completely awful person. I'll send good vibes your way as well that…

Period gags is the least out of all of them, but yeah, that is correct.

@avclub-20ef119e812e178ecb44efa448b57ebc:disqus I agree that from the trailers, it looks like it's more Zombielandish than a Twilight rip off. However, Twilight probably helped it get made, since it's the first of a set of YA novels that are getting brought to the big screen, followed up two weeks later by Beautiful…

True. But what is the question?

Dude, seriously congrats, both on being an uncle and for the journey you took taking your brother to the hospital. Adrenaline is definitely quite good for things like this.

How is that? Is it as hilarious and awesome as I'd hope an autobiography by Bruce Campbell would be?

Is there any semi legal means of watching them online? I'm not really interested in doing any torrenting.

Since I defended not including Coraline, I should point out that I don't think Miracle was that much of a flop. It got pretty decent reviews and it made $64 million at the box office, which is certainly more than most of the films on this list made.

Unlike Monkeybone, Coraline wasn't a financial bomb, especially when you take overseas into account: http://www.boxofficemojo.co…

Army Of Darkness: The movie that Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters desperately wishes it was yet would be hacked to death if Bruce Campbell crossed paths with it.

Well, I'm happy to say that this will be a pop culture weekend report where I actually report on what pop culture I experienced rather then just report on my love life. I'm definitely feeling better than last Sunday. Not jumping into trying to find dates right now, but I think I'm getting back to the place where I…

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Having made the poor decision that I'd rather see this than no movie at all today (it was a timing and location issue), I can attest that the nobody giving a shit about her death carries over pretty well in the actual film itself.

Mostly because as soon as I say what film I'm spoiling, due to the question, people are automatically spoiled through the warning alone. This at least makes it a little vague, although, I will admit, it's still pretty easy to deduce if you know what films Jeremy Renner is in.

Willsmore actually reviews for Movieline, at least as I've seen from MetaCritic. But I still hope she divides her time.

@avclub-f7d69f580c2ec97094589817747a2ba8:disqus SPOILERS FOR A BEN AFFLECK DIRECTED FILM
He gets gunned down by the police in The Town.

There are gay people on staff: in addition to Oliver, there is also Brandon Nowalk and Joshua Alston. The problem is just that there are much less film reviewers for The A.V. Club, especially since Keith just left, and thus there are a little less views to go around. I'm hoping Allison Willmore is still writing for…

He was also the voice of Darth Vader when Star Wars was adapted into a radio series and he does a worthy voice replacement for James Earl Jones from what little I remember hearing of it.