Is it the onset of spring, ever associated in art and the imagination with rejuvenation, rebirth, and romance, that has my thoughts turning again and again towards affairs of the heart these days, as I recall early times at Cheers?  Perhaps.  It was at this time that I discovered prehensile isotonic geometrics, yet…

How you doin' there Normy?

NORMY!!!

Forever stamps are an abomination meant to undermine the Post Office from within.  In the good old days you bought a stamp that represented a certain value - 37 cents worth of postage, for example, which generally corresponded with the going rate of mailing your standard envelope.  When the postage rates were raised…

Well, while we're all waiting for Norm's arrival - perhaps he's at a particularly lengthy exhibition of the cinematic arts? -

This is a disaster.  I was all set to ask Normy how it was going, there, and then … this happened.  I haven't been this outraged since the Post Office started selling the "Forever" stamps.

Normy and I haven't yet returned from our trip to the Sox game we were asked to leave after we took our shirts off.  The glare off of my pal here was blinding the players.

Little known fact there, Nathan Ford's Evil Twin, but the first erotic fiction which utilized pre-existing characters was Nott The Comedy of Errors: Concerning the Erotick Adventures of the Antipholi and Their Retinues.

One thing I remember fondly about Coach was how much love he had for Cheers, particularly his belief that Cheers was a place love could grow.  Over the years I certainly saw plenty of examples, but there wasn't a lot of romance for old Cliffy.  One time Normy was ribbing me about my hopelessness with women, and he…

How you doin' there Normy?

During these years at Cheers I enjoyed having Diane around because, unlike the less educated people around us, we were able to banter in a variety of languages.  One of the many tiring misconceptions people have about Postal Workers is that we are menial employees doing mindless work - Au Contraire, Mon Ami.  Your…

Capturing the charm of my speaking style in the form of the written word is a little more difficult than I thought it would be.  I'm still tinkering with it.  Of course, many of the most engaging speakers are awkward writers, at first.

As you can imagine, this was an emotional time for me.  A lot of things going on at Cheers, what with Norm still looking for work, Carla having her baby, and Sammy courting Diane.  And I myself had some notable experiences.  It's a little known fact that during his career your average Postal Worker will be injured…

How you doin' there, Normy?