I also thought the Vines were awful, but a friend had an extra ticket to see them with Jet opening. For somebody who had only heard their one breakout single, I have to say Jet was an amazing live act. They had crazy high energy, and clearly were making the most of their fifteen minutes.

I read the description and immediately did CTRL + F for "Animorphs."

Agreed. I thought it was totally brilliant as a teenager.

I sincerely respect that you were able to insert a dig at Breitbart today.

Woof.

Is that synonymous with "cray?"

That shit was real fucking weird.

Sorry, couldn't resist. But this episode was seriously all kinds of disappointing. Is that really the cast that we're going to have next season?

Misfirstie?

+1, because tiding me over ain't enough.

One more actually: what exactly is the process by which they procure enough donkey semen that they can make a contest out of drinking it? I feel like PETA should be all over this.

Another question: how fresh was this donkey spunk?

One question: did they get to meet the donkey first?

If you search for "gas mask" on amazon, a lot of the user-posted pictures are absolutely fucking great. See here for example: 
http://www.amazon.com/Israe…

Serve your country!

I think the phrase "though my wrinkles are choice" is going to be stuck in my head for a long time now. Thanks for that.

You've got to be fucking kidding me Wahlburgers.

The tick?

I would happily play her younger brother.

OK, I apologize if this has been hypothesized already, but there's no way in hell I'm going to sort through a season's worth of comments on the show. So it seems obvious to me that intern Louis knows wassup (wazzup?) with Dexter. Has anybody pointed out that he redirected Dexter to use some search engine early in the…