Tell me about it. Try telling some who The Who is. Fuck. Or the Guess Who… it's like I remember their name, but I can't tell you or something.  And Mr. Mister- makes me sound like I gots a stutter.

I'm sorry who is this lady?

Woah, woah… are you forgetting the first rule of Fight Schlub? Great. Now I'm doing it..

8 year olds, dude.

It's not really that interesting, but I get where you're going…

"Yeah, ya queers! My Christ likes his spelled perfectly and can't stand beach going. Don'tcha know? Are you dumb mud people? Oh heh sorry 'bout that one, but I'm just so hoppin mad. "

Ahem, I don't think we're at all ready for that.

Ha, you know what's on reddit. Shut up, no one cares.

Hey-O!

Well if the guy from Korn says it, it must be fucking true. It's the only band made up entirely of poli-sci graduates. I'm sure these times are the "worst they've ever been". Civil wars mean fuckall.

What's this "affliation" you speak of?

Well she was living in a punkhouse.

As long as it only feels like a slap in the face and not a dick in the butt it's not the same. Get over yourself. And yes, please do rise above child rape, it's a pretty low level to be at.

I won't agree to that.

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I'm saddened that this wasn't entitled Rob Delaney Lobs Law Bomb.

I think it's pretty obvious that Oswald killed Kennedy to get the Jack Ruby. Also she's dumb.

Muppet wealth disparity? Time to occupy Sesame Street. Pehaps these "Muppets" should "take" "Manhattan".

Art? What about Booooooooooooooooooobz?