In the future, everyone will suck dicks. Cast of your chains and grab a stiff one!

In the future, everyone will suck dicks. Cast of your chains and grab a stiff one!

The End of Men and the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

The End of Men and the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

LeShaun of the Dead: Let LeShaun Worry About LeShaun.

LeShaun of the Dead: Let LeShaun Worry About LeShaun.

Counting Crows' Analingus and Everything After.

Counting Crows' Analingus and Everything After.

How do we know that you're not just saying this to hide the fact that your name in real life is actually @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus ?

How do we know that you're not just saying this to hide the fact that your name in real life is actually @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus ?

[Inappropriate comment about doing your mom last night]

[Inappropriate comment about doing your mom last night]

More like Snow White and the Cuntsman am I right?

More like Snow White and the Cuntsman am I right?

May all your wildest dreams come true over the next year!

May all your wildest dreams come true over the next year!

It's a rather benign polyp on the wall of our pop culture colon.

It's a rather benign polyp on the wall of our pop culture colon.

I'm partial to "bitch, you crazy."

I'm partial to "bitch, you crazy."