I'm originally from a rural, conservative area in the Midwest, and the number of memes stating this same idea posted to Facebook afterward were pretty disturbing. Much like the idea of arming everyone to prevent people from getting shot.

Just wait a week and it will be like it never happened, unfortunately.

Just wait a week and it will be like it never happened, unfortunately.

Lord Dawes of Daweshire.

Lord Dawes of Daweshire.

Lou Diamond Phillips?

Lou Diamond Phillips?

If anything, it's a wonder that there hasn't already been an Abed keytar episode.

If anything, it's a wonder that there hasn't already been an Abed keytar episode.

Read it again, but this time in a sexy voice.

Read it again, but this time in a sexy voice.

This song sounds like it could be something by Jens Lekman: good, but something of an acquired taste.

This song sounds like it could be something by Jens Lekman: good, but something of an acquired taste.

As it turns out the dingo really did eat it.

As it turns out the dingo really did eat it.

God hates flags?

God hates flags?

Jack Reacheround!

Jack Reacheround!

Yeah, and all of his burlesque moves are blatantly ripping off Dita Von Teese.