Frankie Angel.

I lost all interest after the donkey show.

Daddy would you like some sau-sage? Daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges?

That or: "Also, “[Lohan] might be a high end prostitute,” he adds, seemingly as an afterthought."

Shock and Dawes.

George Lucas Edited Out of Existence, Replaced with Unnecessary and Vaguely Racist CGI Replica.

I agree with this rating order, though I am actually surprised that so many people have such strong opinions about late night talk show hosts. The last time I actually saw an episode of one of these was when Fallon came on via autoplay on Hulu after an episode of Parks & Rec and I was too lazy to switch it.

A Lannister always pays his debts. Incestuously. 

After having gradually switched to watching shows without laugh tracks in the past few years, whenever I go back to one with a laugh track I find it incredibly grating. Even Seinfeld has been difficult to make it through.

Yeah, it's 2012, why download what you can torrent less-illegally?

'Kay Why Jell-AY.

They are at an unfair advantage, as they are pre-trained for casting votes for meaningless competitions.

Your parents' divorce was your fault.

Crimson Jihad was already taken.

Flagellate the People.

Those shirtless pictures of Brendan Frasier aren't just burned indelibly into your memory, they're stored in your browsing history.

"Who are you, and what are you doing in this elementary school?!"

Seems like one of those times when art probably didn't need to imitate life. This is only going to make people remember what a shit Tracy Morgan was (is?) again.

Carmen Ibanez? One hell of a pilot!

He's our resident cantankerous old man. Oh, grandpa *knowing smile*.