For whatever reason, I imagine Sean as a harried 1920's reporter eager to get whatever story he is writing about hot onto the presses.

Maybe not Jesus, but there are some Catholic priests who could point him in the right direction.

You should see what I'm not wearing.

Even if he does, you're never going to get the stains out.

The things I do for love.

It was supposed to be past tense, so it was correct.

Yeah, I don't know if it was the order of the season 1 episodes on the site I stream them on or what, but the continuity is wacky at the beginning. Amazing show though, it has already replaced Modern Family as my favorite ABC comedy. Granted, Modern Family hasn't been great this season.

I just noticed that myself a minute ago, which made me appreciate Happy Endings all the more.

Como mínimo.

Waiters apologize for the mess.

And later, your : into a ?

But getting punched in the anus is apparently.

This instantly made me think of this:

Gwyneth just wants the government small enough to fit inside your colon.

Rectum? I don't even know 'em!

I don't know about Bhutan, but I saw him in Djibouti last night! Hey-o!

This just in, all gay people are cannibals.

Back to the fish stick factory with you, ichthyologist!

As a non-user, I was over it as soon as CNN started reporting on Ashton Kutcher's tweets.

The drug is called boredom and the cure is watching that one video of the kittens on the roomba on youtube.