Or, obviously, Erik Estrada with a dirty sanchez.

Missouri loves company.

To go for something different they should have just chosen 15 morbidly obese chefs. You know, because everything is bigger in Texas.

Generally when I watch Top Chef I am eating something that requires no effort at all, like cereal or ramen. The same goes for No Reservations and Man vs. Food. I should probably cook more, but … eh. 

It's like a mildly less-perverse human centipede of fame/hate. 

Make that THREE hard-boiled eggs!

Insufferable!

And two hard-boiled eggs!

Yeah, but *whose* penis?

I was expecting her to subjugate and enslave the Bajorans myself. 

I always knew that God was secretly Mexican.

Whooh, what a relief. I'm just glad that she doesn't need to make movies and can instead focus on giving out life advice to the masses via http://goop.com/ !!

Aside: My D&D group is playing 4th edition, and having begun years back during 2nd edition, I would say that the the combat system works significantly better. Main downside that I've noticed has been the relative dearth of non-combat abilities/spells.

Cool like a cool Virginia Slim.

I think that it's because during some of the more-climactic moments of the films you have multiple things blowing up either at the same time or in very rapid succession. 

Anal, Indiana.

My favorite thing about Robyn (aside from the catchy songs) is that she is not in any way physically attractive. 

Great review. I can't wait to listen to this.

Alien invaders never account for the Viking pantheon. Classic mistake. 

*Cut to 2-second image of Kevin Eubanks leaning his head back laughing*