Bullshit. Memento had a legitimate revelation at the end which made you question everything you'd seen before, with enough clues sprinkled throughout that you maybe could have figured it out, but presented in a style that even if you thought you were picking up clues you'd have to question if you were putting it…

To me the point was that he never WANTED to reach closure. He was purposely sending himself on a never-ending chase.

But then we've still got the problem of people fucking mayonnaise.

"The fuck are you talking about?"
~Black people, natives, women, gay people, etc.

ADVANTAGE ROGER, in that he doesn't have to live in the shitty fucked-up world he created.

Pfft, and you liberals are supposed to be tolerant!

It might be a story Matty made up, or misremembered.

…Nah.

would kinda have a point there except he's still doing for the jerkiest of reasons.

The last time I was this happy at someone's death was Scalia. And that didn't work out so well.

I fucked that one up. I meant Hopkins, not Wilson.

1. You should really listen to their first reunited album, Major Lodge Victory.

Two weeks ago today I boarded a one-way plane from Boston to Amsterdam. I've settled in quite nicely. Work, after a week and a half, is going well. I like my apartment. My landlady does my laundry, which is absurd. I have a bike. The weather's been… well. It's Amsterdam. But I've been able to take a few long bike…

They were all smart enough to take him seriously but not literally.

That would add them to the ranks of the idiots.

As Eponine she did amazing things to me. None of which I'm comfortable sharing here.

Have you never heard of Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman?

Is it more like ha-wa-ee? (Or is the w pronounced like a v like I hear sometimes?)

Chicago ketchup fascists are the biggest snooze on the planet.

Swedish ice cream really is the best I've ever had.